What is the definition of Medicare Insurance Plan?

A 'edicare insurance plan' is like a buffet of government-funded healthcare, where the only thing you get is the occasional free check-up (usually when your Medicare bill turns into a giant, awkwardly scripted medical drama). Imagine this: "After a disastrous karaoke night, I decided to upgrade my Medicare plan to 'Gold Standard Plus', only to find out it comes with a side of mandatory 3 AM 'dream sessions' with my own bad hair day."